4 Comments
User's avatar
Martin Driver's avatar

Not good news for Tom Cruise that “Mission” and “Impossible” both show up on the negative side

Expand full comment
Max's avatar

flitered?

Expand full comment
Amos's avatar

I don't know if there's a formula to rate a movie, but there's a sure way to rate a review:

1. Start with 10 points (or 100, if you like precision);

2. Each time the reviewer compares the movie to another one, remove one point;

3. If you could never get to watch that other movie, remove two points;

4. If that other movie has been watched by no one on earth except a handful of bearded movie critics, remove 5 points.

Expand full comment
Decarceration's avatar

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe the handful of beardos have a point.

Such a strange argument. "If I'm unfamiliar with it, it's not for me"?

I dunno, man. There's a whole world of movies out there you or I haven't heard of. Can't hurt to explore a little.

Fromtheyardtothearthouse.substack.com

Expand full comment